^ Really!??

Not really a Gerbil - I'm human.

I'm 15 (male), live in England and have always loved puzzles.

I'm not lazy - that takes too much effort.

Love sport - I'm a Goalkeeper, Wicketkeeper and play Squash.

Apparent winner of The Great Puzzling Trophy

If you wish to contact me do so via [email protected] or in The Sphinx's Lair (But be patient, I may take a while to get back. If it's urgent then contact me on site. I'm usually lurking somewhere...)

Reason of Beastly Gerbil?

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 | |    | |_______   There is none!
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_{General disclaimer for all my puzzles: I may have used images from the internet in the creation of my puzzles which I do not in any way claim as my own}