During the day, my cat loves to jump on my bed to groom himself there or have a nice nap. But I don't like that, because I don't like cat hair on my bed, and also as he is free to go out, he brings in some dirt on his feet.
Each time that he does jump on my bed, I rush to take him off and make some kind of threatening sound like "heeeyyy", but this does not prevent him from doing that again as soon as I'm not paying attention.
I have put soft cushions spots around the room, but he is uninterested. His favorite spot remains to be the bed. His next best favorite spot is my desk's chair, but that is usually occupied by myself during the day.
So wondering, what are some simple and humane solutions to dissuade him?